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Divorce Court: Felicia vs. Edward Brown

11/04/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Felicia vs. Edward Brown

Felicia and Edward have been married for a year. They have two kids. Edward says she’s a BWA — “Black Woman with an Attitude.” Felicia says she has an attitude because of Edward’s failings. So, the day of their anniversary, Felicia ended up going out with her friends despite Edward planning something romantic...
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Divorce Court: Sandra Hall vs. Paul Strunk

11/02/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Sandra Hall vs. Paul Strunk

Well this is a shame: the DVR cut off just seven minutes into the case of Hall vs. Strunk. So, let’s get to it: Sandra’s knocked up. Four months in. This comes as a surprise to her because Paul told her he was sterile. Ta-da! Also surprising Sandra, who met Paul at a...
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Divorce Court: Tawanda Cox vs. Andrew Cox

11/02/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Tawanda Cox vs. Andrew Cox

Tawanda Cox says Andrew, her husband of nine years (and father of six kids), has a bit of a split personality thing goin’ on. Particularly when he’s drinking. Which is fine. She also got together with him when he had some coin and how, he ain’t got no loot. Tony, Toni and...
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Divorce Court: Lester Caston vs. Geneva Caston

10/27/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Lester Caston vs. Geneva Caston

So, five months ago, this postal worker Lester Caston was all like Geneva, let’s spice up the bedroom or I’m gon’ go out and get a hooker. This, because he wanted her to “acknowledge my needs.” Lester, who says he drunkenly lied about graphically telling Geneva he cheated on her with the same...
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Divorce Court: Meagan Carlowitz vs. Jeffrey Cabral

10/26/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Meagan Carlowitz vs. Jeffrey Cabral

I don’t know what to make of this. I don’t know what to make of this because I’m not convinced one of these two Divorce Court contestants is a human being. And, I don’t even buy that this Jeffrey Cabral bro’s telling the truth about anything. But that’s beside the point. I’m not...
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Divorce Court: Detra Wilson vs. James Thomas

10/26/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Detra Wilson vs. James Thomas

Detra Wilson done went and got knocked up since she’s gotten together with James Thomas. With another man’s seed. And he’s taken care of her kid. Despite the fact that she stays up all night eating cakes and sweets and keeps a journal of how often James touches her. She hasn’t written...
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Divorce Court: Latoya Anderson vs. Ondrea “Cherokee” Burns

10/17/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Latoya Anderson vs. Ondrea “Cherokee” Burns

Huh, well ain’t this some ish. Latoya and her mammy Cherokee up in Divorce Court to hash out their issues. I knew this cohabitation theme was going to take D.C. down a bad path. I mean, I don’t buy Judge Lynn’s “non-traditional” households angle, neither. This is for Judge Judy. Or Judge Joe...
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Divorce Court: Nicole Petty vs. Ryan Reed

10/14/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Nicole Petty vs. Ryan Reed

Ryan met Nicole “when he walked into the club on his 18th birthday” and she was on stage, stripping. He expected her to change. She hasn’t. Nor should she. Nicole — whose side I am on instantly — says she has ovarian cancer. She needs to get them taken out. And she can’t...
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Divorce Court: Shemeika Robinson vs. Quan Wise

10/13/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Shemeika Robinson vs. Quan Wise

Here’s the backstory: Quan Wise served five years hard time for thisthatortheother and Shemeika Robinson was there waiting for him upon release. He probably wishes he had a lengthier sentence. This, because Shemeika Robinson immediately seems like an unbearable human being. In fact, I can’t bear to watch beyond the commercial break...
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Divorce Court: Amanda Ransford vs. Mark Thompson

10/11/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Amanda Ransford vs. Mark Thompson

So, Mark Thompson complains that his ladyfriend Amanda Ransford says “I hate you … I wish you would die.” This is the same Mark Thompson who doesn’t have a job, preferring to want to bang Amanda 24/7. While that latter nugget is understandable, you shouldn’t be texting other pieces of ass when...
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