Well this is a new one: Wife wants to be a pro wrestler, but cries when discussing that husband destroyed a Hulk Hogan action figure she values as $229.99. Now, don’t get me wrong: Rebecca Curtis has a decent rack,…
Category: Divorce Court
Marie Nuzzi vs. Anthony Nuzzi
Well that didn’t take long at all. One day, Kevin Smith gets thrown off a plane because Southwest Air thinks-but-privately-denies he was too fat to fly. The next, Marie Nosy, er, I mean Nuzzi thinks the seatbelts in the car…
Ashley Matthews vs Shawn Matthews UPDATE
(Update: As you’ll see in the comments, Ashley Matthews maintains “never was I sleeping with anything that was moving.”) Back when I lived in South Carolina for a spell, one of the greatest joys therein were local commercials. Specifically, the…
RIP, Gypsy Joles
For all my Divorce Court readers out there, you may recall back in November when the case of Gypsy Joles vs. Honey Joles reached our TV sets. Well, yesterday I received a couple of comments about the case from, apparently,…
Karen-Marie Ali vs Aswad Ali
Judge Toler might like herself a good step show from time to time, so that’s where Lynn parts ways with Karen-Marie Ali. Because Karen-Marie Ali, after nine whole months of marriage, has taken all she could take of Aswad Ali’s…
Drew Walton vs Heather Walton
Let the white-trash carnival continue! Under the tent today, we have Drew Walton, whose wife Heather says he likes playing softball more than being with her. And Heather Walton, whose husband Drew says he came home early one day and…
Shawn Norman vs Janice Norman
I’ll be honest wit all y’all: Minute I laid eyes on Janice Norman, I thought of that scene in New Jack City when Chris Rock is in an alley with a fellow crackhead who vehemently maintains that she was “the…
Leshon Kirkland vs Christina Dominguez
Well I think it’s safe to say that this case of Kirkland v Dominguez can be encapsulated in just one quote from Christina. And this here’s the quote: “If I is giving up my goods, you is gonna be mine.…
Michelle Froisland vs. Clint Froisland
Well if you believe the beginning of the intro, the Saga of Clint v Michelle Froisland hinges on age. Namely, that he’s 48 and she’s 26. Well, I don’t hear anybody making much issue of Demi and Ashton, so it’s…
Andrea Hodge vs Tariq Taylor
I like how this Tariq Taylor cat thinks. When asked about all the cheating and all the babies he’s putting out there all Idiocracy style — just pure volume, yo — he assesses blame at the feet of womenfolk far…