Ok, this is weird: Too goofy-looking white people — one of which might be a sex addict, the other might boast that her man’s hung like a moose but isn’t willing to bang 10 times a day — are identified…
Category: Divorce Court
Celana Hill vs. Dave Tolliver
Aw man, episode somehow got deleted over the weekend, so I’ll pass judgment with only hearing a little bit of the story. Celana was ripping on Dave for gaining much weight. Says she’s not all that attracted to that excess.…
Jenny Schults vs. Michael “Bill” Schults
Jenny Schults says Bill Schults is an absentee father. Bill Schults says Jenny Schults is a slob. He also wants $2,000 for a couch that he says she let the kids cut up with scissors. She counters that he’s “Archie…
Holly Price vs. Eric Price
You have to feel for Eric Price. He’s been married to Holly Price for 11 months and he ain’t getting action no more despite a Mondays and Fridays “get some” schedule. Oh wait, no you don’t. Because Eric Price tried…
Celia Seymore vs. Harold Seymore
Here’s Celia Seymore’s case against Harold Seymore: He’s arrogant, egotistical, cheap, a cheater, self-centered. Harold goes by “Bay.” Celia, who may be a man, says “I don’t even know how you spell it.” Harold explains that he doesn’t like his…
Tania Miller vs. Rudy Alvarado
Rudy Alvarado says his wife Tania Miller is a cougar. Tania Miller admits she’s a cougar. And that she always has sex on the brain. In fact, her desire to “want to serve dinner in different ways” led her to…
Tracy Walton vs. Neadom Walton
A’ight, buckle down. We in for a good one right here. Tracy Walton says her man’s a cheap, controlling cheater. She says these things via yelling pure ghetto-ass dancetalking and testifying. I’m having a difficult time understanding what she talking…
Brenda Duncan vs. Deallen Triplett
Oh no. Nononononononono. Deallen Triplett’s saying that Brenda Duncan turned into a dude when they gots married. Not like some crying game shit n’shit. Like, she acts all “dude-ly,” like one of the guys. “It was always, she talk like…
Stephanie Stokes vs. Ronald Stokes
Stephanie Stokes come right out the gate by saying that beneath that beautiful smile over there “is a total jackass.” They both work at Wal-Mart. She found out that Ronald was doing some dirty over in the “tires and lube…
Yvonte Graham vs. Corey McClure
Yvonte Graham lost 200 pounds. And that’s when Corey McClure stopped digging her. Oh shit. This oughta be good. And I’m not just saying that because mini-Yvonte done looks like she broke all the rules in the Red Denim Paint…