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Divorce Court: Cherry vs. Shannon Anderson

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Cherry vs. Shannon Anderson

Shannon Anderson is 43 years old. Shannon Anderson wants to become a stripper by “dropping it like it’s hot.” And Shannon Anderson is a man, babies. Now Cherry Anderson. Oh, Cherry Anderson. The first burst of thought to the dome upon laying eyes upon Cherry is that she’s huttian. But that’s not nice....
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Divorce Court: Markisha vs. Daniel Jennings

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Markisha vs. Daniel Jennings

Oh dear God, we’re dwelling into some hill-people action here, I think, on first blush. Markisha Jennings brought her boyfriend Divorce Court. I presume he’ll come up in the conversation. If they’re able to get through a sentence without one interrupting the other.” For instance, the show starts with: Him: “My wife is...
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Divorce Court: Carrie vs. Scott Gerstein

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Carrie vs. Scott Gerstein

Scott and Carrie met at a bar and have been married for 13 years. Now, rodentular acting Scott says he don’t love Carrie no more. That’s not very nice at all. Granted, he says he thinks she’s cheating because of that one time he thinks he caught her in the car having phone...
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Divorce Court: Brian Weathers vs. Vonda Shiggs

02/02/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Brian Weathers vs. Vonda Shiggs

Vonda wants Brian to stop exotic dancing. If he doesn’t, she’s out. Brian ain’t all about stopping the exotic flow, though. “She knew when she got wit me this is what I do,” he said before turning into a slinky in the Divorce Court hallway. “This is wear I get my bread,...
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Divorce Court: Sabastian vs. Angela Witbeck

02/02/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Sabastian vs. Angela Witbeck

These two have been married seven years and have four kids. Sabastian Witbeck is a “pro” wrestler. Goes by “the Prince of Punk, Chris Envy” or something. Angela is kind of his hype girl, his wrestling “valet.” Turns out she’s more attractive to promoters and fans. Which makes sense. Because Sabastian isn’t...
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Divorce Court: Christie vs. Patrick Anderson

01/27/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Christie vs. Patrick Anderson

Christie Anderson is the reason why some nubian princesses can’t stand it when their black brothers date the white women. Patrick works in the Bering Sea. Fishing. When he’s out there working for the money, Christie’s burning through all the cash he made. And is talking to other guys. So, he’s wondering whether...
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Divorce Court: Gaye Danowitz vs. Bryan Weiss

01/27/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Gaye Danowitz vs. Bryan Weiss

Holy shit, you gotta hear what this Gaye Danowitz broad says about herself. It goes something like this: I’m so hot that men just do anything they can to get my attention; I’m a man magnet. “I can’t help it that I’m so cute and adorable,” she says. Yes, look at that picture again....
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Divorce Court: Krista Fischer vs. Joe Scott

01/10/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Krista Fischer vs. Joe Scott

When Krista Fischer met Joe Scott, the first thing she did was get scissors and cut his hair. The reason: If he were to cheat on her, she would make sure his lil guy didn’t work no more. Because she practices witchcraft and can do such a thing. They met online in a...
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Divorce Court: Crystal Rivera vs. Arthur Hakopyan

01/10/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Crystal Rivera vs. Arthur Hakopyan

So, these two met in a parking lot. Chick that attractive shouldn’t be milling about parking lots. Chick that attractive should be in short skirts and clubs while drunk. But that’s precisely what Arthur bitches and moans about. That his hot young wife goes out as such. These two have been married for...
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Divorce Court: Angela vs. Michael Franklin

12/14/2011
By Brian
Divorce Court: Angela vs. Michael Franklin

It only took me about two seconds to totally dig Michael Franklin’s style. That’s because it only took about two seconds for his ladymeat rocker Angela to start talking about how, oftentimes, Michael strips buck fucking naked when playing his guitar. Judge Lynn is all “full-frontal nudity” and Michael just grins and...
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