Divorce Court

Divorce Court: Kimberly vs. James Robertson

03/29/2012
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Divorce Court: Kimberly vs. James Robertson

Kimberly Robertson, who wears really big bright earrings, has suffered ovarian cancer and a heart attack. She’s 37. As to the former, her husband James said the Lord foretold it to him or that the Bible shielded him from knowledge that she was suffering it. Hard to discern what’s going on with that story. As…

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Divorce Court: Mickey vs. Brenda Morris

03/13/2012
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Divorce Court: Mickey vs. Brenda Morris

Ok, this episode of Divorce Court starts with a “skin of their teeth” reference. That segues into a round of applause because Mickey and Brenda Morris have been married for 28 years. Which prompts Judge Lynn to caution the crowd not to cheer because, yo, you’re in Divorce Court. AND THEY ARE TOO! Mickey’s all…

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Divorce Court: James “Ashana” Jones vs. Antonio Bell

03/03/2012
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Divorce Court: James “Ashana” Jones vs. Antonio Bell

Today, we have a cross-dressed chap named James Jones. James goes by Ashana. Because James is dressed like a woman with long blonde hair. But, there’s no hiding James, who is on Divorce Court, in part, to reclaim a mink coat and two designer purses that Mr. Antonio Bell is withholding from him and/or her.…

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Divorce Court: Kaylee Larson vs. Tommy Ferraro

02/29/2012
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Divorce Court: Kaylee Larson vs. Tommy Ferraro

So, here’s the deal with these two: Kaylee Larson was looking for millionaires online. Tommy Ferraro was looking for models. And what did they end up with? Each other. Married within 10 days of meeting face-to-face. Well, loin-to-loin since they were consummating within “the first 5 or 10 minutes” of laying eyes upon one another…

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Divorce Court: Yonette Grogan vs. Luis DeJesus

02/29/2012
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Divorce Court: Yonette Grogan vs. Luis DeJesus

MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! Ok, now that the…

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Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

02/22/2012
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Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

Check this out: Glenda Bell says Eldridge Maurice Bell has cheated on her, that he’s been a liar and a cheater from day one. But Eldridge is all, “You have no proof.” Point, Eldridge. “Ever since ’97, day one, he always cheated on me. He ain’t ever treat me right, always was with women. Like…

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Divorce Court: Shakitta Mims vs. Kevin Mims

02/18/2012
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Divorce Court: Shakitta Mims vs. Kevin Mims

Two years into their marriage, Kevin Mims takes issue with Shakitta Mims’s temper while Shakitta Mims says she don’t like all the sexy photography Kevin Mims does for profit. As in, recording people banging or all fuck-me posing. Like the ones he shows of Shakitta posing on railroad tracks. She takes issue, however, with the…

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Divorce Court: Raven Fuentes vs. Christopher Rash

02/18/2012
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Divorce Court: Raven Fuentes vs. Christopher Rash

Christopher and Raven got married nine months ago. They have a two-month-old child together now. Oh, they’re breaking up because Raven’s a lesbian. However, Raven, the 20-year-old lesbian, calls Christopher a cheater. He was alone in a bathroom with a lady. The story was that she was popping a pimple. There were concerns that it…

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Divorce Court: Linda vs. William Graf

02/18/2012
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Divorce Court: Linda vs. William Graf

This dude William Graf so looks like William H. Macy in Shameless. And THAT, good people, is a beautiful way to start an episode of Divorce Court, is it not? Not. Because it’s also a deceptive way. What these two retirees without kids are beefing about is laziness and actually having to be around one…

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Divorce Court: Tabetha vs. James Grigsby

02/13/2012
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Divorce Court: Tabetha vs. James Grigsby

The Grigsby’s met in jail 20 years ago. James Griggs was the incarcerated. Tabetha was the prison fetishist. But now James is sprung free. Has been for a good long while, though he knew he was gonna marry her “from the gate.” Having adapted to his freedom with dreams of rap stardom (“women like my…

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