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Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

02/22/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

Check this out: Glenda Bell says Eldridge Maurice Bell has cheated on her, that he’s been a liar and a cheater from day one. But Eldridge is all, “You have no proof.” Point, Eldridge. “Ever since ‘97, day one, he always cheated on me. He ain’t ever treat me right, always was with women. Like...
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Divorce Court: Shakitta Mims vs. Kevin Mims

02/18/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Shakitta Mims vs. Kevin Mims

Two years into their marriage, Kevin Mims takes issue with Shakitta Mims’s temper while Shakitta Mims says she don’t like all the sexy photography Kevin Mims does for profit. As in, recording people banging or all fuck-me posing. Like the ones he shows of Shakitta posing on railroad tracks. She takes issue,...
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Divorce Court: Raven Fuentes vs. Christopher Rash

02/18/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Raven Fuentes vs. Christopher Rash

Christopher and Raven got married nine months ago. They have a two-month-old child together now. Oh, they’re breaking up because Raven’s a lesbian. However, Raven, the 20-year-old lesbian, calls Christopher a cheater. He was alone in a bathroom with a lady. The story was that she was popping a pimple. There were concerns...
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Divorce Court: Linda vs. William Graf

02/18/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Linda vs. William Graf

This dude William Graf so looks like William H. Macy in Shameless. And THAT, good people, is a beautiful way to start an episode of Divorce Court, is it not? Not. Because it’s also a deceptive way. What these two retirees without kids are beefing about is laziness and actually having to be around one...
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Divorce Court: Tabetha vs. James Grigsby

02/13/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Tabetha vs. James Grigsby

The Grigsby’s met in jail 20 years ago. James Griggs was the incarcerated. Tabetha was the prison fetishist. But now James is sprung free. Has been for a good long while, though he knew he was gonna marry her “from the gate.” Having adapted to his freedom with dreams of rap stardom...
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Divorce Court: Cherry vs. Shannon Anderson

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Cherry vs. Shannon Anderson

Shannon Anderson is 43 years old. Shannon Anderson wants to become a stripper by “dropping it like it’s hot.” And Shannon Anderson is a man, babies. Now Cherry Anderson. Oh, Cherry Anderson. The first burst of thought to the dome upon laying eyes upon Cherry is that she’s huttian. But that’s not nice....
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Divorce Court: Markisha vs. Daniel Jennings

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Markisha vs. Daniel Jennings

Oh dear God, we’re dwelling into some hill-people action here, I think, on first blush. Markisha Jennings brought her boyfriend Divorce Court. I presume he’ll come up in the conversation. If they’re able to get through a sentence without one interrupting the other.” For instance, the show starts with: Him: “My wife is...
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Divorce Court: Carrie vs. Scott Gerstein

02/08/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Carrie vs. Scott Gerstein

Scott and Carrie met at a bar and have been married for 13 years. Now, rodentular acting Scott says he don’t love Carrie no more. That’s not very nice at all. Granted, he says he thinks she’s cheating because of that one time he thinks he caught her in the car having phone...
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Divorce Court: Brian Weathers vs. Vonda Shiggs

02/02/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Brian Weathers vs. Vonda Shiggs

Vonda wants Brian to stop exotic dancing. If he doesn’t, she’s out. Brian ain’t all about stopping the exotic flow, though. “She knew when she got wit me this is what I do,” he said before turning into a slinky in the Divorce Court hallway. “This is wear I get my bread,...
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Divorce Court: Sabastian vs. Angela Witbeck

02/02/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Sabastian vs. Angela Witbeck

These two have been married seven years and have four kids. Sabastian Witbeck is a “pro” wrestler. Goes by “the Prince of Punk, Chris Envy” or something. Angela is kind of his hype girl, his wrestling “valet.” Turns out she’s more attractive to promoters and fans. Which makes sense. Because Sabastian isn’t...
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