Welcome to Southhampton, NY, home to horrible 25-year-old tanning-salon managers named Kim who are getting married to sheet-metal guys named Jeremiah.
You know, the type of entitleskanks who say, “You’re Spanish. You’re cutting your goddamn hair.” And admit to having “psycho stalker” tendencies. And hating families. And saying she’d punch someone who helped a...
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I’m not exactly sure about how etiquette experts would come down on the age-old question of whether cranial deformities qualify a lady to enter the realm of the butterfaces. So, I’ll just say Brittany from Dayton, Ohio is attractive-bodied.
She’s also the type of asscunt who bosses her manpiece Mike around, belittling him in...
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Nicole is 21, and the “executive assistant” at her fiance Mike’s media-production company in Loma Linda, Cali. This speaks to professional success to the point that she thinks very highly of herself. She probably doesn’t notice her busted-up Proactiv-necessary grill in the mirror. Especially when she says she has the face of an angel.
Nicole...
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Danni — who thinks she’s hotter than she is — is back. She’s joined by Suzy who’s from somewhere called Hutto, Texas. She’s 19. She’s relatively sure she’s bi-polar. She’s marrying a “military photographer” named Taylor. He’s 20. The episode is two minutes old when it become apparent that she’s fucking insane, so the...
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Well, Bridezillas got real last night when a Twitter/Deadspin pal shared the fact that Bridezilla Tricia is on Twitter (@xiiNFAMOUSx) and on Bridezilla Tricia’s Twitter page it became quickly evident that Bridezilla Danni is, too (@iamdannistarr). Check out their Tweets if you want to; I have myself an episode to worry about.
In...
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Hey remember Tricia from last week? Yeah, she’s back on and she’s talking about dildos in the preview of the show, even before the opening credits. This is the mark of a good society.
Anyway, Danielle’s a former soldier and full-time student from Illinois. Her manpiece is named Will. He’s in the Navy...
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With Divorce Court starting to bum me out with repetitive themes/stories/daytime-show-jumpers/famewhores, I figured it’s about time to add another show to the Philly Blunt arsenal. And, what better match than Bridezillas aka People Who Are Destined To Appear On Divorce Court At The Beginning Of Their Journey.
It’s mesmerizing, both what these...
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