Barefoot South Philly Bro Brings A Baseball Bat To A Fight, Gets Choked Out, Loses

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This is a fun little slice of South Philly life right here.

Update: With Reddit weighing in!

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And it gets no funner than the 1:03 mark, when you see this scrappy lil dude fling his screen door open, run down the sidewalk sans socks and shoes and try to hit Goliath with a bat, only to get sla-sla-sla-slammed into a parked car.

Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. No, it ends around the 2:12 mark when the unconscious (apparently) delicate little flower is laid to black-out rest along the sidewalk. See…

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Take solace in the fact that you were never going to win this time, my man.

Commit yourself to better tactics in the future.

Hadouken.

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