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When Overzealous Local-News Affiliates RT Without Thinking

10/04/2014
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When Overzealous Local-News Affiliates RT Without Thinking

Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate went on an RTing tirade this morning, ostensibly in support of its new weekend-morning program (and National Pet Day). This zealousness prompted early-morning me to throw some spaghetti up against the wall to see if it stuck. Which, as you can see above, it did. Which, as you can see below, it…

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Red Was Asked To Leave ‘Utopia’ And The World’s A Worse Place Because Of It

10/04/2014
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Red Was Asked To Leave ‘Utopia’ And The World’s A Worse Place Because Of It

Arthur Vanwinkle once starred in “Discovery’s short-lived renegade marijuana grower reality series Blue Grass Boys.” But these days, he’s better known as Hillbilly Handyman “Red” on weird friggin’ Fox show “Utopia.” The premise of weird friggin’ Fox show “Utopia” is this: Take a bunch of people from disparate backgrounds, put them behind big wooden fences…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLVII

10/01/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLVII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 5679. Rochester, NY. Sept. 27. 26-year-old man fatally struck by an…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLVI

09/28/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLVI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 5659. Grand Junction, Colo. Sept. 21. Woman on bicycle injured when…

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Here Are A Couple Pictures Of An Atlantic City Sunset

09/28/2014
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Here Are A Couple Pictures Of An Atlantic City Sunset

Took a couple shots outside the Tropicana in AC last night around sunset. Figured I’d share ‘em.

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Horrible Person Patricia Teijeiro Paulson Likes Blaming Hit-And-Run Victims, Posting Racist Comments Online

09/24/2014
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Horrible Person Patricia Teijeiro Paulson Likes Blaming Hit-And-Run Victims, Posting Racist Comments Online

I had the good fortune of noticing Patricia Teijeiro Paulson of Charleston, SC thanks to a comment she left on a story about a hit-and-run in her hometown. You can see it in the photo above. But, to summarize: Pedestrians deserve to get hit by cars. Obviously this is an issue near and dear to…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLV

09/23/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLV

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 5646. Washington, DC. Sept. 20. 53-year-old woman fatally struck by an…

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This Guy Literally Beared A Monday-Morning Cross In Philadelphia

09/22/2014
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This Guy Literally Beared A Monday-Morning Cross In Philadelphia

A city that’s already seen a Jesus impersonator intervene in a brawl between a skateboarder and LOVE Park ranger, that city being Philadelphia, was treated to some more Biblical hijinks on Monday morning. Couldn’t stop to see what this fella was doing exactly, as I was driving the lad to school, but at a red…

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Eagles Fan, Drunk At 8, Plans To Burn DeSean Jackson Jersey At 10

09/21/2014
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Eagles Fan, Drunk At 8, Plans To Burn DeSean Jackson Jersey At 10

It’s game day in Philadelphia. Eagles vs. Redskins. Marks the return of former Eagle WR DeSean Jackson. This is what happens when a local TV station interviewed Eagles Fan Brian, who admitted at 8:05 a.m. to already having “a couple shots” in him.

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Dating Naked Finale: Ashley and Alika’s Naked Love Ceremony

09/18/2014
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Dating Naked Finale: Ashley and Alika’s Naked Love Ceremony

Ashley Fonda and Alika Medeiros met on the same episode of Dating Naked as a lady from Strong Island who refused to strip. #Whatevs. And this guy. Christ. Ashley is an outgoing, inspirational and empowered artist from Denver who wanted to let her personality shine through the freedom of bare skin. Alika self-defined himself as…

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