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Divorce Court: Matthew Desind vs. Bridget Desind

05/18/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Matthew Desind vs. Bridget Desind

Ok, these two were married for six years, got divorced and are considering reconciliation. As such, this is a Divorce Court first. Judge Lynn seems energized by this. They got together at 14. Pregnant at 17. “Which drove us to the idea of getting married,” said Matthew, who was “a boy trying to...
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Your Semi-Regular #Maury Show Screengrab

05/18/2012
By Brian
Your Semi-Regular #Maury Show Screengrab

Meet Jon and Cheyenne. They’re married. That lady on the screen is Chelsea. She’s Cheyenne’s friend. She’s also Jon’s friend. So much so that Cheyenne claims she found n00dz of Chelsea on one of three cell phones that Jon keeps. While the lie detector determined that Jon has, in fact, cheated on Cheyenne — a...
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Watch The Female Bruce Lee Play With Nunchucks

05/18/2012
By Brian
Watch The Female Bruce Lee Play With Nunchucks

This is a video of “JuJu Chan the Female Bruce Lee showing off her Kung Fu and Nunchucks.” Which is awesome. Apparently, per the video, JuJu Chan the Female Bruce Lee has some sort of movie coming out today as well. Whatever. It’s a chick with nunchucks. That in and of itself makes it...
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He’ll Tell You Once, You Sons Of Bitches, He’s The Best Taxidermist That’s Ever Been

05/17/2012
By Brian
He’ll Tell You Once, You Sons Of Bitches, He’s The Best Taxidermist That’s Ever Been

A sharp-minded Deadspin tipster sent along a link to “Still Life, a documentary about the life and work of renowned taxidermist Frank Newmyer.” This two-minute preview is pretty damn boss in a glimpse into a world one wouldn’t normally see. It’s also pretty damn hilarious in a “For Your Consideration” type of way.
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCXXI

05/17/2012
By Brian
Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCXXI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 1542. Austin, Texas. May 15. Pedestrian killed when struck by a...
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCXX

05/15/2012
By Brian
Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCXX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2535. Queen, NY. May 13. 47-year-old man fatally struck by a...
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So, Yeah, This Kid “Krispy Kreme” Is Totally The Worst Rapper Ever

05/15/2012
By Brian
So, Yeah, This Kid “Krispy Kreme” Is Totally The Worst Rapper Ever

Here are some lyrical excerpts from “The Baddest”: “Even if you had infinity knives, I would punch you up into the air like a kite.” “I’ll bet you sleep with a nightlight, because you’re scared of the dark and you stink like a fart. Well light your fart on fire with my rhyyyyyyymes. You think I...
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Next Up On The Embarrassingly Bad Video Charts: LaSalle’s Lady Lacrosse Team

05/14/2012
By Brian
Next Up On The Embarrassingly Bad Video Charts: LaSalle’s Lady Lacrosse Team

I don’t know what “One Direction” is. Nor do I know whether “What Makes You Beautiful” is their greatest — only? — hit. But I know I wish I’d never seen the LaSalle U lacrosse team’s take on said song from said band. That’s why I’ll subject you to it, as well.
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