Andrea Hodge vs Tariq Taylor

I like how this Tariq Taylor cat thinks. When asked about all the cheating and all the babies he’s putting out there all Idiocracy style — just pure volume, yo — he assesses blame at the feet of womenfolk far and wide. He does it thusly: “It ain’t me. It’s women. They flock theyselves at me. You know, they want to have my babies cause they say I make pretty babies.”
Big ups, yo. That really is the way to go, especially when you then claim Andrea’s a slob and let the pretty baby daughter he gave her run around they house wit drawers all dirty and whatnot.
Well, Andrea starts talking about the time a transvestite got on their bus to Wal-Mart and when the transvestite got off the bus, he started talking about hisher butt, and then sang a song about himher which got the people on the bus bouncing up and down with laughter.
Then, there was the time he got arrested for shooting people with BB guns and the news cameras were there so he was smiling and laughing and saying he didn’t do it.
Tariq fires back that she was lying about her age when they met so she could get into the strip club. (She said 21, she was 18.) I like how a foundation of their marriage involved under-age strip-club admission. This happens in every family, make no mistake about it.
Take a look up and down your block right now, and you’ll see families built upon lying to get in touch with a strippa. Bet.