Dear Mr. McHale,
Your segment about Chris “SWAT” Bain on this week’s episode of The Soup was awesome. He’s a total tool, amirite? However, I must take exception to the moment you returned from a “Bachelor Pad” clip wearing a helmet. You noted that you “look like you have a brain injury.” I thought you more resembled Germany’s equivalent of a Tom Hanksian fantasy-soldier reenactor. I base this assertion on the fact that, in reality, the picture beneath this paragraph is what one looks like when you have a brain injury:
Keep up the magnificent work.