The Next Literary Masterpiece

So, Rolling Stone did something along the lines of the “40 Reasons Music’s Still Great” issue. A plug-in, evergreen cover package if I’ve ever seen one, and offensive that Black Eyed Peas are on the cover. They’re not music. They’re not great. In fact, they’re a scourge on the American soul. And I know your mag’s existence is contingent upon people still thinking music’s great, but dudes, c’mon, (actually-great-music-reference alert) no sell-out, because I got 6 C-Os who know they oughta putcha head out.
But, Reason No. 20 caught my eye.
Probably’ll catch yours too …

Call him the tumblin' dice

Call him the tumblin' dice

2 comments for “The Next Literary Masterpiece

  1. abernathy
    April 20, 2010 at 09:35

    thank you! the black eyed peas do suck! my jaw hit the floor when i saw them on the cover representing reasons why music is still great. they’re shite!

  2. April 20, 2010 at 09:46

    They offend even my ancestors’ souls.

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