Monthly Archives: September 2012

One Russian Premiere League Match, One Great Goal and One Wonder Goal

09/30/2012
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One Russian Premiere League Match, One Great Goal and One Wonder Goal

Martin Jiranek plays for FC Terek Grozny in the Russian Premier League. He did this today against FC Kuban: That was their only goal, though. They lost because of this:

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So, These Guys Might’ve Posted a Robbery Video on YouTube (UPDATE)

09/30/2012
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So, These Guys Might’ve Posted a Robbery Video on YouTube (UPDATE)

The most unfortunate part of this “Fight At Path Mark (Philly)” [sic] video? The footage totally cuts off right about the point where it seems to have gotten really real. This video was brought to you by … UPDATE: Well lookie here, seems as if the Pathmark fight is now under investigation by Philly Police:

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCLXVI

09/30/2012
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCLXVI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 3070. Marietta, Ga. Sept. 26. 49-year-old man on bicycle critically injured…

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This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Caption Offering

09/30/2012
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This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Caption Offering

Peekabo! Kenshata sees you!

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If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

09/30/2012
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If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

“The picture was submitted to website The Dirty, apparently by a student who was disgusted by the incident. Arizona State University has released the following statement: “ASU Police are looking into the posted photo. It’s not clear if this is a joke or an actual event that occurred. ‘Police are contacting the website that displayed…

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Jozy Altidore Scores a Beautiful Goal, Fails to Perform an Adequate Celebratory Knee-Slide

09/30/2012
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Jozy Altidore Scores a Beautiful Goal, Fails to Perform an Adequate Celebratory Knee-Slide

Long held up as the hope of boosting the #USMNT on the international futbol stage, Jozy Altidore scored the type of goal that — replicated come World Cup time — would go a long way toward doing so. Granted, it was for AZ Alkmaar in today’s match vs. RKC Waalwijk, and he totally flubbed the…

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Louden Apparently Likes ‘Gangnam Style’ Too

09/29/2012
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Louden Apparently Likes ‘Gangnam Style’ Too

Yes, it’s gotten to the point of overload with all the Gangnam Style parody videos. But this is not one of those. This is our lad Louden feeling the beat, even though he’s drinking a bottle (because all his other cups were in the dishwasher). Oppa.

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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

09/29/2012
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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

Here, my favorite Philadelphian explores the dance floor to a Katy Perry classic.

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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

09/28/2012
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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

“The site of Jersey Girls, formerly the Fantasy Showbar, and a long-standing irritant on the Black Horse Pike, now appears likely to become a Taco Bell, pending a planning and zoning hearing Oct. 15.” [Philadelphia Inquirer] As for the song that was on when I walked in in, oh, 1991 or so …

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Another Day, Another ‘Gangnam Style’ Parody Video

09/28/2012
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Another Day, Another ‘Gangnam Style’ Parody Video

While not quite yet at “Call Me Maybe” levels of annoyance, the onslaught of Gangnam Style ripoffs is rapidly approaching that red line. However, this one featuring the Golden State Warriors cheerleaders is bearable. (And nowhere near as douchechill-inducing as one from Duke.)

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