Daily Archives: 05/10/2012

If Mike Was Smart, Mike Would’ve Just Handed Over The Phone

05/10/2012
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If Mike Was Smart, Mike Would’ve Just Handed Over The Phone

Um, yeah, just watch. C’mon, mista, please!

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Pimped-Out Dude Whose Suit Matches His Car Totally Throws Coffee In A Woman’s Face

05/10/2012
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Pimped-Out Dude Whose Suit Matches His Car Totally Throws Coffee In A Woman’s Face

Even by West Philadelphia standards, this shit’s cold, yo. I mean, we’re talking about a couple-dollar order. That cat’ll get caught. Video’s too clear. Action’s too animalistic. Especially right on the fringe of U Penn’s campus. On May 8, 2012, at 11:05am, an unknown male was inside the Fresh Donuts store located at 3914 Lancaster…

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This Was A Historic Day At Philadelphia’s City Hall

05/10/2012
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This Was A Historic Day At Philadelphia’s City Hall

In 2006, South Park aired an episode called “ManBearPig.” They explain it as such: “Former Vice-President, Al Gore, speaks to the students of South Park Elementary about a serious threat to the planet; Manbearpig. Gore enlists the boy’s help to search for the elusive creature and gets them all trapped in a cave-in.” The parallel?…

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Of Course Philly’s Lingerie Football Coach Fought During The All-Star Game

05/10/2012
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Of Course Philly’s Lingerie Football Coach Fought During The All-Star Game

Per the LFL, “The Lingerie Football League’s All-Fantasy Game Worldwide Tour (All-Star Game Tour) started this past Saturday, May 5th in Mexico City drawing a packed house of over 15,000 fans. The Western Conference beat the Eastern Conference 37-7 and included this coaches fight between Western Conference and Minnesota Valkyrie coach Tony Nguyen and Eastern…

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Good Morning America Welcomes You To Obama’s Gay Marrica In Kinky Style*

05/10/2012
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Good Morning America Welcomes You To Obama’s Gay Marrica In Kinky Style*

This is the image which greeted me when I tuned in to ABC this morning after getting Louden all prepped for daycare. My purpose was seeing more of the President’s interview re: affirming that he thinks the gays should be able to marry. My result was seeing this dude in tie-dye doing so much freaky…

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