Daily Archives: 04/30/2012

Colombian Gets 18-Yard Own-Goal Header, Red Carded, Stretchered Off Pitch

04/30/2012
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Colombian Gets 18-Yard Own-Goal Header, Red Carded, Stretchered Off Pitch

Once Caldas and Santa Fe played to a 2-2 draw today. One of those four — which starts at the 0:36 mark of the video — is off the head of Santa Fe defender Julián Quiñonez. It was an 18-yarder. Past his own goalkeepers. Oh, this was before he got a red card and was…

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Obama’s Seven-Minute Campaign Spot

04/30/2012
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Obama’s Seven-Minute Campaign Spot

If you know me, you know where I come down on the Obama vs. Anybody issue. I needn’t rehash why. But Obama’s haters should watch this video, even if they’re of the kneejerk-reactionary contingent who wouldn’t be swayed by, you know, facts.

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These Videos Of A Hit-And-Run In Montreal Are Absolutely Horrific

04/30/2012
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These Videos Of A Hit-And-Run In Montreal Are Absolutely Horrific

For the first 1:20 of this video, you see a bunch of people acting like f’ing idiots. At the 1:22 mark, you see a man get run over by a taxi in Montreal. It’s hard to watch. You’ve been warned. Driver’s been caught, because of this video, and now his lawyer claims the guy was…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCX

04/30/2012
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCCX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2488-89. St. Louis, Mo. April 27. 23-year-old woman thrown about 80…

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A Great Sports Weekend

04/30/2012
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A Great Sports Weekend

Friday night, it was Freddie and Gary in town for Phillies/Cubs in South Philly. (Cubs win!) Saturday night, it was my man E Ray’s bachelor party and the Hopkins/Tarver in Atlantic City. (Hopkins loses.) Alas, I was still tied up dining at Buddakan when that punch up there was delivered on the undercard [Lavarn Harvell…

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The Perfect Storm: Katy Perry Namechecks Maury Povich In Maxim Magazine

04/30/2012
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The Perfect Storm: Katy Perry Namechecks Maury Povich In Maxim Magazine

Question: You just scored your seventh No. 1 single. How did you celebrate? Answer: I definitely did one of those ‘I’m not the father’ dances from the Maury Povich show. It feels awesome. Hickey’s Reaction: Awe. Some.

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Working At Modell’s For A Day, Jrue Holiday Gets Asked For A Roy Halladay Shirt

04/30/2012
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Working At Modell’s For A Day, Jrue Holiday Gets Asked For A Roy Halladay Shirt

Athletes posing as Modell employees trying to sell said athlete’s jersey isn’t exactly new. Danny Woodhead. DeSean Jackson. Et cetera. But Jrue Holiday doing so is noteworthy if only because the Sixers are in the playoffs and, well, people should know that, especially in Flyereduphia. (H/T SweaterPunch)

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Scantily Clad Women React Violently To Rising Gas Prices Or Something

04/30/2012
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Scantily Clad Women React Violently To Rising Gas Prices Or Something

I am unclear as to what precipitated this event at a gas station somewhere real classy, but the end result is 38 seconds of a whole lotta scrapping amid the scantily-clad populace of said classy area.

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