In which Alicia Vitarelli — wielding a saucy, dare I say borderline randy, expression — says, “Ok, I have four clues for you. They are fluffy. They are crunchy. They are sweet. And They. Are. Cuuuuute!” Go on. Oh “cushion-y, silky, gooey” marshmallow Peeps, is there anything you can’t do?
The only thing missing from this video is someone beating the piss out of the 17-year-old hit-and-run derelict who smacked a bicyclist in Bethlehem, Pa. and tried to flee the scene. Here’s to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver … The 43-year-old LANTA bus driver and 17-year-old Liberty student who helped police catch the…
Listen, I don’t know what the protocol is for sharing MENSA magazine material outside of the Smart Kids Club. But then again, I ain’t one for protocol. So, if they come for me, avenge me. And if the “they” includes “second row from the bottom, left,” make sure you’re armed to the teeth. Bro’s got…
Had you seen nothing but Real Madrid defender Pepe rolling around on the ground and clutching all them body parts that pained him, you’d think someone took a hatchet to his leg in yesterday’s 0-0 draw with Valencia. Had you seen the run-up to said roll-around, you’d think he deserved a Razzie for worst dive-job…
