Daily Archives: 03/29/2012

Divorce Court: Kym Smith Vs. Lamech Nelson

03/29/2012
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Divorce Court: Kym Smith Vs. Lamech Nelson

Kym was 15 when she met Lamech, who was 25. He had another lady at the time, too, so “I was on the down-low,” Kym explains. She went over to his house when day when he wasn’t there and she dimed Ken out to his lady. So that’s how the Kym/Lamech love was permitted to…

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Divorce Court: Kimberly vs. James Robertson

03/29/2012
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Divorce Court: Kimberly vs. James Robertson

Kimberly Robertson, who wears really big bright earrings, has suffered ovarian cancer and a heart attack. She’s 37. As to the former, her husband James said the Lord foretold it to him or that the Bible shielded him from knowledge that she was suffering it. Hard to discern what’s going on with that story. As…

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This “PCP/Crack Ninja vs. Cops” Video Pretty Much Won The Internet

03/29/2012
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This “PCP/Crack Ninja vs. Cops” Video Pretty Much Won The Internet

It took dozens of officers of the law to render this fantastically insane “ninja” down. PCP Strength, yo.

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25 Years After Gary Heidnik’s Arrest, His Old “House Of Horrors” Has A Satellite Dish On The Roof

03/29/2012
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25 Years After Gary Heidnik’s Arrest, His Old “House Of Horrors” Has A Satellite Dish On The Roof

You’d think the guy who has a 2002 Philadelphia Weekly cover featuring Gary Heidnik’s mugshot would remember today was the 25th anniversary of Josefina Rivera’s miraculous escape from a House of Horrors which served as part of the inspiration for Jame Gumb’s basement in Silence of the Lambs. But I didn’t. Until I saw Rivera…

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Run For Your Freedom, Irish Circus Elephant, Run!

03/29/2012
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Run For Your Freedom, Irish Circus Elephant, Run!

“A 2.5-ton elephant broke loose from its handlers and went on the run during a parade in Blackpool, Cork. Video taken by a witness shows the animal loose in a car park near a busy shopping centre as members of Courtney’s Circus tried to restrain her. The 40-year-old Indian elephant, named Baby, then broke through…

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Last Night’s South Park Was Wonderfully Smart, As It Generally Is

03/29/2012
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Last Night’s South Park Was Wonderfully Smart, As It Generally Is

No spoilers here. You must watch it yourself. Because Taylor Swift is, indeed, dangerous. Oh, what the hell. Oh Long Johnson: Faith HillingGet More: SOUTHPARKEric Cartman,Leopold “Butters” Stotch,more…

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