Daily Archives: 02/22/2012

Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXXXV

02/22/2012
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXXXV

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2312. Sacramento, Cal. Feb. 19. 45-year-old man critically injured when struck…

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Don Zimmer Has Candy, Won’t You Help Him Find His Lost Puppy?

02/22/2012
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Don Zimmer Has Candy, Won’t You Help Him Find His Lost Puppy?

Feb. 22, 2012: The day Pedobear relinquished its hold on the creepiest bear title. What you’re looking at is the “Zim Bear” that the Tampa Bay Rays plan to hand out to fans attending the June 29 game against the Detroit Tigers at Tropicana Field. Yes, it’s half-crusty old coach Don Zimmer, half-cuddly teddy bear…

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Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

02/22/2012
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Divorce Court: Glenda vs. Eldridge Maurice Bell

Check this out: Glenda Bell says Eldridge Maurice Bell has cheated on her, that he’s been a liar and a cheater from day one. But Eldridge is all, “You have no proof.” Point, Eldridge. “Ever since ’97, day one, he always cheated on me. He ain’t ever treat me right, always was with women. Like…

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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli VII: Something About Eyes Edition

02/22/2012
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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli VII: Something About Eyes Edition

Site favorite Alicia Vitarelli is apparently heading to/is already in Hollywood for the Oscars. C’est Magnifique. Anyway, she having something done to her eyelashes or eyebrows or eyesomethingorothers for a segment tonight. She will share a coupon code, too! Whatever that means. I suspect there will be ample FWPOAV fodder next week. Perhaps Mrs. Vitarelli…

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Watch This Muay Thai Fighter Knock Himself Out

02/22/2012
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(H/T Outside the Boxscore)

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Jon Stewart Discusses Obese-American Chris Christie’s Objection To Gay Marriage

02/22/2012
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Jon Stewart Discusses Obese-American Chris Christie’s Objection To Gay Marriage

More like he questions it, as does the rest of the world that thinks rationally. (Spare me the vote-of-the-people argument; if that was how America rolled, women still wouldn’t be able to vote and they’d stay home with their slaves.) But whatever. Politicians is what they are. Especially when they’re on the cusp of attaining…

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On The Off Chance You’re Interested In Another Kate Upton Video…

02/22/2012
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