Archive for February, 2012

Today’s England/Holland Friendly Was Pretty Damn Exciting (At The End)

02/29/2012
By Brian
Today’s England/Holland Friendly Was Pretty Damn Exciting (At The End)

“Stuart Pearce’s dreams of a bright start as England’s caretaker manager were cruelly wrecked last night by Arjen Robben’s injury-time winner. The Bayern Munich winger sentenced Pearce’s brave young Lions to a harsh defeat at Wembley when his late shot deflected off Gary Cahill and past Joe Hart. England had just launched a...
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Divorce Court: Kaylee Larson vs. Tommy Ferraro

02/29/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Kaylee Larson vs. Tommy Ferraro

So, here’s the deal with these two: Kaylee Larson was looking for millionaires online. Tommy Ferraro was looking for models. And what did they end up with? Each other. Married within 10 days of meeting face-to-face. Well, loin-to-loin since they were consummating within “the first 5 or 10 minutes” of laying eyes...
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Divorce Court: Yonette Grogan vs. Luis DeJesus

02/29/2012
By Brian
Divorce Court: Yonette Grogan vs. Luis DeJesus

MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! MIDGET MALE STRIPPER WITH A FOOT FETISH ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! PREGNANT REGULAR-BODIED GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN’T KNOW HE STRIPS ALERT! Ok, now that the scene’s...
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If You Haven’t Seen “The Karate Rap,” You Should Do So This Very Second

02/29/2012
By Brian
If You Haven’t Seen “The Karate Rap,” You Should Do So This Very Second

This sounds so much like the rap at the end of Wildcats that it’s either 1) inspired by Goldie Hawn’s classic tale of sporting redemption or 2) fake.
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Here’s A Picture Of Ronaldinho, Marcelo, Neymar And Dani Alves

02/28/2012
By Brian
Here’s A Picture Of Ronaldinho, Marcelo, Neymar And Dani Alves

Why? Well, because they’re four amazing soccer players.
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Nine Years Ago Today, I Covered The Most Heinous Crime Of My Career

02/28/2012
By Brian
Nine Years Ago Today, I Covered The Most Heinous Crime Of My Career

Remember Pete Kent? Probably not. His name came and went like one of the hundreds and hundreds of murders in Philly. But in 2003, when police found Kent’s eviscerated body in an abandoned North Philly shell, it was the kind of story that stuck with me. And it’s still unsolved. Which is horrible. For his family. And for...
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Man Shows Up At Fatal Hit-And-Run Victim’s Family Front Door, Confesses, Tries To Flee Again

02/28/2012
By Brian
Man Shows Up At Fatal Hit-And-Run Victim’s Family Front Door, Confesses, Tries To Flee Again

What a remarkable story out of Naperville, Ill. A man who struck and killed (and fled like the coward that he is) a 20-year-old woman in 2008 just showed up on her family’s front steps this weekend and confessed to the crime. It’s not as feel good as one might think, what with David...
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You’ve Seen Lionel Messi’s Cheeky Little Free-Kick Goal, No?

02/27/2012
By Brian
You’ve Seen Lionel Messi’s Cheeky Little Free-Kick Goal, No?

Cristiano might’ve had a prettier back-heel goal, sure, but you’ll never hear me say that. Lionel Messi’s quick thinking and brilliant execution fired Barcelona to victory at Atlético Madrid on Sunday, as the La Liga champions restored the gap to the leaders, Real Madrid, to 10 points. The World Player of the Year caught the Atlético...
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXXXVI

02/26/2012
By Brian
Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXXXVI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2316-17. Rutland, Vt. Feb. 21. 57-year-old woman killed when, while...
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