So, Gaynell Price is all like Willie don’t take care of me and my five boys so she wants a divorce after six years. She starts chirping about how he stays at the barber shop for 12 hours even if he’s only cutting two or four heads that day.
They then go into...
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This here’s another Before the Vows episode. Ms. Metwalli “is hesitant” because Louis has cheated on her. Like, “constantly.” But it was, like, in high school. Fine, it was post high school, too.
When they show her from behind the dais, you can see that Ms. Metwalli chose the cocktail-server motif when...
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Make no mistake about it, if you read this site regularly, you know Philly Blunt holds 6abc’s Alicia Vitarelli in the highest regard. So, I guess it was only a matter of time before NBC10 — located right across City Avenue from 6abc — picked up a Vitarelli of its own. Don’t know her...
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Thank God that father and son got across the street before these meathead fucktards gunned it.
Two Turkeys on Thanksgiving Wrecking their Corvettes in The Woodlands
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So, let’s see if I have this right: Guy drinks at least a six pack, floors it when cops tell him to stop down the Jersey Shore because he’s worried about a DUI and the weed pipe he has on him, flees, admits he killed an American Idol contestant during questioning when caught the...
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An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously.
2097. Hybla Valley, Va. Nov. 25. 45-year-old man suffers life-threatening injuries...
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I went to the NFC Championship Game at Lincoln Financial Field between the Eagles and Panthers. Yesterday’s loss to White Jesus and the New England Patriots was every bit as disheartening.
Not only has the reality of the ass-backward stupidity of hiring an O-Line coach to be your defensive coordinator been cemented in stone, but...
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A Whitlockian-tribute to my semi-conscious state, by @polkpanther. What a country.
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Hey, hope you’re doing horrifically! Like I was in that picture taken about 10 days after the coma that the brain injuries you inflicted on me brought about.
As you probably know, I survived and went on with my life. I hope karma has punished you repeatedly, and continues to do so. You see, most...
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An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously.
2089. Danbury, Ct. Nov. 22. Western Connecticut State University student...
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