Monthly Archives: October 2011

Divorce Court: Shemeika Robinson vs. Quan Wise

10/13/2011
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Divorce Court: Shemeika Robinson vs. Quan Wise

Here’s the backstory: Quan Wise served five years hard time for thisthatortheother and Shemeika Robinson was there waiting for him upon release. He probably wishes he had a lengthier sentence. This, because Shemeika Robinson immediately seems like an unbearable human being. In fact, I can’t bear to watch beyond the commercial break after Quan’s new…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCXLVII

10/13/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCXLVII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 1951. Wapato, Wash. Oct. 8. 13-year-old boy injured when struck by…

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Ronaldinho Scored A Sweet Free-Kick Goal Against Mexico Yesterday

10/12/2011
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Ronaldinho equalized for Brazil with a trademark freekick into the top right corner of the net in the 80th minute, and Marcelo scored the winner four minutes later. [USA Today]

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Divorce Court: Amanda Ransford vs. Mark Thompson

10/11/2011
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Divorce Court: Amanda Ransford vs. Mark Thompson

So, Mark Thompson complains that his ladyfriend Amanda Ransford says “I hate you … I wish you would die.” This is the same Mark Thompson who doesn’t have a job, preferring to want to bang Amanda 24/7. While that latter nugget is understandable, you shouldn’t be texting other pieces of ass when your ladyfriend is…

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Here’s My “We Are The 53 Percent” Sign

10/11/2011
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Here’s My “We Are The 53 Percent” Sign

*This applies to anybody who thinks this the “We Are The 53 Percent” a logically sound response to the Occupy movement. Well, it applies to everybody.

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Bridezillas: Kera & Kim

10/10/2011
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Bridezillas: Kera & Kim

One would think having lived on earth for 23 years with elven ears, Kera would be a little more grounded. She has a lot working against her. Yet, here she is telling her mother that she looks like a cheap whore and whatnot. So vapid. But seriously, she can’t grow hair bushy enough to cover…

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Divorce Court: Erica vs. James Ohlin

10/10/2011
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Divorce Court: Erica vs. James Ohlin

What the hell is this freak they call “James Ohlin”? He’s like the fifth member of Crazy Town with a touch of clenched-jaw Jame Gumb inflection with a live-in-mammy complex. Erica, who looks really fine albeit shoulder-heavy in the old pictures, doesn’t much like the live-in-mammy experience. Can’t blame her. The Ohlin matriarch looks like…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCXLVI

10/10/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCXLVI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 1937. Washington, D.C. Oct. 6. Man killed when he was struck…

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Andy Reid Should Be Fired Today

10/10/2011
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Andy Reid Should Be Fired Today

Not tomorrow. Not 4.5 years ago. Today. Because here’s what’s going to happen with a team that should be 1-4 despite dreams of winning a Super Bowl for the first time in Philadelphia history: Despite the heinous mindset that saw Reid hire patsy Juan Castillo instead of someone from the Jim Johnson School of Established…

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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli IV: Phillies Fan-Rituals Edition

10/07/2011
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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli IV: Phillies Fan-Rituals Edition

Action News in Philly solicited fan-ritual responses on Facebook. Alicia Vitarelli read some of them, I think.

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