Day: October 3, 2011

Bridezillas: Kim & Ruby

Kim, a roomy gal, is an accountant and event planner. She’s marrying some smoove cat named Walter. Actually, she says she married smoove cat Walter 10 years ago and, four years in, talked about renewing their vows and whatnot. This…






Divorce Court: Chaka Colbert vs. Fred Elem

So, Judge Lynn presents Chaka und Fred as “the modern couple” because 1) Chaka has an online shoe business 2) Fred is “holding down a job” and 3) they were talking marriage. Rockwellian in their cohabitative portraiture. Monalisaic in repose.…






Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCXLIV

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…