Monthly Archives: May 2011

Here’s Video And Photos From Bernard Hopkins Media Day

05/10/2011
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Here’s Video And Photos From Bernard Hopkins Media Day

B Hop held a little chat-and-showoff session with/for members of the Philly press at Joe Hand’s Gym, right off 3rd and Spring Garden streets. He’ll be heading north to Montreal soon for his May 21 rematch with Jean Pascal. First fight was a draw. Most — myself included — thought Hopkins won after a dicey…

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Mari vs. Jeff Lange

05/10/2011
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Mari vs. Jeff Lange

Bikers on Divorce Court! Bikers on Divorce Court! Allow Mari Lange to explain: Jeff Lange’s nickname at the club is “Slamm.” On her biker-dame jacket, she wears a patch that says, “Property of Slamm.” In Judge Lynn’s courtroom, she takes that jacket off and says something to the effect of, “I am no longer property…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CXCIX

05/09/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CXCIX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 1534. Philadelphia. May 7. Three children injured Saturday when a driver…

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Let’s Watch A Latina Soccer Fan Flash A Bunch Of Dudes In Bimbo Shirts

05/09/2011
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Let’s Watch A Latina Soccer Fan Flash A Bunch Of Dudes In Bimbo Shirts

The British Metro.co.uk asks a very important question: “When you look at the local support for Mexican side Monarcas in their recent 3-2 win over Club America, you begin to sympathize. After all, what would inspire you if you were a wealthy footballer? Fat, bald men with no teeth? Or busty brunettes with their shirts…

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What We Learned From The Lakers Getting Swept

05/09/2011
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Lesson One: Magic Johnson is not very adept at reading a Teleprompter. To wit:

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CXCVIII

05/09/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CXCVIII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 1525. South Los Angeles. May 6. 6-year-old girl running across the…

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Angela Jaavaid vs. Kelechi “KJ” Jaavaid

05/06/2011
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Angela Jaavaid vs. Kelechi “KJ” Jaavaid

Kelechi “KJ” Jaavaid wants a divorce because his house feels like a daycare center with three grandkids coming by the house all the time “and a fourth one just popped out.” They breaking stuff. They nagging. They want, want, want. And they ain’t be earning. “What it is is KJ doesn’t appreciate family,” says Angela…

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Karen vs. Isaac Williams

05/06/2011
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Karen vs. Isaac Williams

I’m not sure if this theory would bear it out through five minutes of research that I’m not willing to invest time in, but with the Medows/Williams case being a two-parter, it seems to me that they only extend the insane-ghetto melees into an extra episode. Isaac Williams, who’s done five years hard time, says…

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JoAnn vs. Douglas Henyan

05/06/2011
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JoAnn vs. Douglas Henyan

Douglas Henyan and JoAnn Henyan are getting divorced after 37 years. JoAnn says Douglas is so cheap that he waters down the detergent so it’ll last longer. Well Douglas, he’s the type of dude who pulls a Before-and-After panties show-and-tell exhibit to show what her JoAnn’s unmentionables looked like yesteryear in comparison. And, for fuck’s…

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Let’s revisit the 2009 UEFA Champions League title match

05/05/2011
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Let’s revisit the 2009 UEFA Champions League title match

Yes, Giggs and Puyol may very well take the center of the pitch pre-match on May 28. I mean, it’s only been two years. Here’s a link to highlights from Barca’s 2-0 victory. Here’s a link to the post-match awards ceremony. I’m of the mind that the final this time will be 3-1. Rooney will…

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