Daily Archives: 02/28/2011

Consuelo Dykes vs. Walter Anderson

02/28/2011
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Consuelo Dykes vs. Walter Anderson

Oh shit, Consuelo Dykes done found all Walter Anderson’s porn DVDs and scoured the cable bill and found some adult-entertainment charges and whatnot. “I despise porn,” she says. He clearly don’t. Anyway, Walter, he says Consuelo got the car repoed n’shit. She’s a jealous nag. Goes off on waitresses with whom Walter speaks. Goes off…

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Jan Lentz vs. Steve Lentz

02/28/2011
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Jan Lentz vs. Steve Lentz

Steve Lentz comes from a long line of Lentzes. But he hasn’t put sperm to seed. And his wife, Jan, is 65. So he’s running out of time. But, he says God wants him to do so. And stuff about how all Jan has to do is go to the fertility doctor to work her…

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Sir Mike Tyson in The President’s Speech

02/28/2011
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Sir Mike Tyson in The President’s Speech

Video from the Kimmel show.

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