Daily Archives: 05/23/2010

Go Haddon Township Hawks!

05/23/2010
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Go Haddon Township Hawks!

Yeah, so, um, my alma mater is in the news. Story breaks down like this: Kid drops a deuce in another kid’s soda. The latter drinks said soda. The former’s mother says it’s all blown out of proportion, apparently maintaining that a week in in-school suspension is overkill for poo play. I post a link…

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My Favorite Stories, Vol. IV

05/23/2010
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My Favorite Stories, Vol. IV

You know why the whole Tea Party vibe infuriates me to no end? Because they’re not true to their ideals. They’re conservative pawns. And, they don’t even realize it. But here’s what’s worse: if they were true to a just cause, I’d be on their side, as evidenced by my Fourth of July ’07 column,…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. LXX

05/23/2010
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. LXX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 431. Doral, Fla. May 22. Police officer on motorcycle at DUI…

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Weekend Reading Roundup (Violent Underpinnings Edition)

05/23/2010
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Weekend Reading Roundup (Violent Underpinnings Edition)

You’ll have to excuse me for being short-and-sweet here today. You see, I’ve spent the past two hours in a “debate” on Twitter with those who took offense to a taken-literally “I’d still give a Sarah Palin GMILF van-gangbang video a few minutes if her friends were chanting ‘Drill Baby Drill’ while quadteaming her” post…

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