Daily Archives: 04/23/2010

Well, I much prefer a world without rancid-looking dried-up broads like you, Suzanne…

04/23/2010
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Well, I much prefer a world without rancid-looking dried-up broads like you, Suzanne…

Far be it from me to lump a daughter into a grudge against mother’s transgressions, but when mother 1) runs over a 13-year-old boy, 2) feigns dumb, thinking she hit a deer, 3) feigns dumb, saying she didn’t know the kid getting hit was all over the news because she doesn’t pay attention to the…

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Ashley Glenn vs Justin Glenn

04/23/2010
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Ashley Glenn vs Justin Glenn

Make no mistake about it: People who are one year and one day removed from a surgery to have skull bones reinserted so they needn’t walk around town with a helmet over their mohawk-looking head really shouldn’t be talking about misshapen domes. So, I’m gonna let lilliput Ashley Glenn’s misshapen dome slide by without comment.…

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Caption Contest!

04/23/2010
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Caption Contest!

I’ll kick it off with: “Mmm, even invisible Italian hoagie with the works taste good.” For inspiration, read this. It’ll put his blatant inability to take care of his physical and mental health into better perspective.

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Andrew Gay, Jr: Worst Person on Earth, Vol. II

04/23/2010
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Andrew Gay, Jr: Worst Person on Earth, Vol. II

Remember that whole thing about how Nick Hasselback’s family couldn’t afford to get him out of jail on $500K bail, and how his greaser friends were scraping, I believe what the Hit-and-Run Prince lawyer described as, every cent together, and it still wasn’t enough? And how they’re oh-so-sorry about what happened to hit-and-run victim Tony…

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Why you should go (or at least donate) to Magee Rehab’s Night of Champions, Vol. II

04/23/2010
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Why you should go (or at least donate) to Magee Rehab’s Night of Champions, Vol. II

Much like I did last year, here’s the post appealling to your inner-good-person, the one who doesn’t care about the recession, because the recession doesn’t care about people who suffer traumatic brain injuries, strokes, accidents which leave them wheelchairing for life, etc. I will not only vouch for the great things accomplished by Magee Rehab…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. XLVIX

04/23/2010
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. XLVIX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 309. Silver Spring Twp., Pa. April 22. 57-year-old man struck and…

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Rockrolled

04/23/2010
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Rockrolled

I’ve liked Chris Rock since those alley scenes in New Jack City. No joke. But after reading what he told Maxim’s “24 Hours to Live” interviewer, I’m hereby committed to learning how to Astley “Rickroll” the world should his dreams come to video fruition. To wit:

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