Daily Archives: 03/02/2010

My Favorite Stories (III)

03/02/2010
By
My Favorite Stories (III)

While watching Celebrity Fit Club last night, I turned to the bride and said, “You know, I think I’d get along with him just swimmingly.” Twasn’t talking about Bobby Brown or the guy from Skid Row, though it’d apply to them as well. Nope, twas Kevin Federline I was thinking of. Just strikes me as…

Read more »

Misty Lane vs Michael Lane

03/02/2010
By
Misty Lane vs Michael Lane

Oh, white people. When will you grow up? Take the Lanes, Michael and Misty. Michael says his wife is a worthless whore who screws everybody and their brothers (and cousins). She’s also a bad mother, he says. Misty, who’s 22 with 2 children, says she’s neither a worthless whore nor a bad mother. “She’s out…

Read more »

Playing Kick-the-Can, again

03/02/2010
By
Playing Kick-the-Can, again

You want to know why I’m gathering tons of garbage direct from the landfill, don’t you? Easy to explain: Read this column by Ronnie Polanesky in today’s Daily News. God, it’s almost been a year since I wrote … Listen, I don’t like my taxes going up, and a trash-pickup fee would have resulted in…

Read more »

Jesus Walks

03/02/2010
By
Jesus Walks

The sign at 18th and Cecil B. Moore, not far from Temple Univ., says “New Thankful Baptist Church is back!”

Read more »

Hit-and-Run America (Vol. 18)

03/02/2010
By
Hit-and-Run America (Vol. 18)

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 122. Milwaukee. March 1. 21-year-old woman struck, killed by parolee trying…

Read more »