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Today In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

05/19/2013
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Today In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

“Who’m I marrying? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!”

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CDXXXIII

05/18/2013
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CDXXXIII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 3744. Las Vegas, Nev. May 16. Woman injured when struck by…

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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli XXI: The Cellulitening

05/18/2013
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Fun With Pictures Of Alicia Vitarelli XXI: The Cellulitening

Cellulite sucks. Amirite, ladies? While I didn’t catch this segment regarding steps that can be taken to reduce unsightliness, this tease on the 6 o’clock news caught my eye for inclusion in the FWPOAV series. So here it is.

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And Then There Was The Time Two Barcelona Players Got In A Fight Atop A Party Bus

05/18/2013
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And Then There Was The Time Two Barcelona Players Got In A Fight Atop A Party Bus

FC Barcelona celebrated their La Liga title with a open-top party bus that drove around the Catalan city. From the looks of things, they got hammered. In addition, pictures and video from said event indicate that defenders Gerard Pique and Alex Song had a bit of a dust-up during the celebration. Tale of the tape:…

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David Beckham Realized It Was Time To Retire When ‘Messi Was Running Past Me’

05/18/2013
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David Beckham Realized It Was Time To Retire When ‘Messi Was Running Past Me’

Sure, the English standout tried to walk it back a little with a laugh, scratch behind the ear and “no,” but when David Beckham was asked to pinpoint the moment that he decided the time was right for retirement, he said “probably when Messi was running past me.” (Tune in around 1:09) Got a ton…

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