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An Open Letter To Lionel Messi

04/20/2014
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An Open Letter To Lionel Messi

Dear Lionel Messi, I am a big fan of yours. So is my son Louden, as you can see from his reaction to the goal you scored today against Athletic Bilbao. If you’re ever in the States, it’d be awesome if you stopped by Philadelphia so he could shake your hand while I grinned and…

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Philly Daily News: Impregnating Chelsea Clinton Is More Awesome Than A Pulitzer

04/19/2014
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Philly Daily News: Impregnating Chelsea Clinton Is More Awesome Than A Pulitzer

For all the carrying on it does about winning state-journalism awards, the Philadelphia Daily News sure seems to think knocking up an ex-president’s daughter is more awesome than even a Pulitzer Prize, albeit one that was won by a writer for its co-owned “rival” newspaper. This picture comes to you from the Saturday, April 19…

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Tale Of The Tape: Jocelyn ‘Bonnie’ Kirsch vs. Shayna ‘#TitsyCarThief’ Sykes

04/19/2014
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Tale Of The Tape: Jocelyn ‘Bonnie’ Kirsch vs. Shayna ‘#TitsyCarThief’ Sykes

Yes, I know this is sexist. But whatever. When a local media trots out these convicts like pieces of meat whenever possible, how’s a young lad to react? Anyway, on the left up there, that’s Jocelyn Kirsch, Philly’s tabloid fixation because she was a moderately-attractive identity-thief with boobs. She’s in the news today because ……

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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Seven

04/18/2014
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Seven

When you have a son pushing four, you may very well watch a lot of Bob the Builder and Jake and the Neverland Pirates and the like. What I’m worried about is the Bootcampeteers talking sex via puppets. And that those puppets will resemble, in any fashion, and of the Octonauts. If these people sully…

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Our Day At The ‘Turkey Hill Experience’

04/18/2014
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Our Day At The ‘Turkey Hill Experience’

Louden and I headed out to the Lancaster, Pa.-area on Good Friday to check out the Turkey Hill Experience (301 Linden Street; Columbia, PA 17512). It was a lot of fun. Ice-cream and iced-tea/lemonade samples till your heart’s content. Faux cows to milk. Milk trucks on which to sit. A slide. A ball pit. A…

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This St. Paddy’s Day Brawl Features An Audible Facial-Bone Crushin’

04/18/2014
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This St. Paddy’s Day Brawl Features An Audible Facial-Bone Crushin’

Jitbag takes a swing at a woman. Jitbag falls. Jitbag gets swarmed. Jitbag gets cold dropped by what looks to be the Aryan-gang kick-in ceremony attendee at the 0:31 mark. You can hear fist meet flesh and bone! Jitbag gets back to his feet, tho. Also, scantily-clad women all ’round.

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