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Young Flyers Fan Recoils At Thought Of Penguins-Jersey Gift, Is Smart For His Age

12/27/2014
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Young Flyers Fan Recoils At Thought Of Penguins-Jersey Gift, Is Smart For His Age

According to the YouTube uploader of this here holiday jawn, “My sister orders a youth-sized (instead of regular) Crosby jersey for her son by accident, and it’s too late to send back before Christmas. Time to have some fun with the Flyers fan of the family.” That Flyers-fan family fun establishes this young man as…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLXXVIII

12/26/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLXXVIII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 6057. Philadelphia, PA. Dec. 23. 33-year-old woman fatally struck by an…

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Here’s A Facebook Collage Of The Shoplifter Who Smeared Macy’s Employees’ Faces With Poo

12/26/2014
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Here’s A Facebook Collage Of The Shoplifter Who Smeared Macy’s Employees’ Faces With Poo

“According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy’s, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.” [Local10.com]

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLXXVII

12/23/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DLXXVII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 6040. Cedar Brook, Va. Dec. 19. 15-year-old boy fatally struck by…

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Springer Show Audience Member Claims Breast Superiority Over On-Stage Stripper

12/22/2014
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Springer Show Audience Member Claims Breast Superiority Over On-Stage Stripper

I don’t know how I ended up watching the Jerry Springer show today. But I’m happy I did, what with it being an hour-long deep dive into the challenges strippers find in love, life and love lives. Here, an audience member pwns one of the aforementioned strippers.

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Hey Look, A Taser-Involved Brawl By What Appears To Be The Gallery Food Court

12/22/2014
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Hey Look, A Taser-Involved Brawl By What Appears To Be The Gallery Food Court

‘Tis the season for tensions in American shopping venues, what with that whole Santee Claus event coming up with the quickness. This was posted under the name “Crazy fight in Philly mall with taser and riot leads to guys getting arrested” on YouTube over the weekend. Looks to be to be that record/DVD-type jawn near…

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