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My Alma Mater’s AD Loses Job For Putting Dog Poo On Ex-Wife’s Car, But Gets It Back Because Why Not

05/24/2013
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My Alma Mater’s AD Loses Job For Putting Dog Poo On Ex-Wife’s Car, But Gets It Back Because Why Not

So anyway, this little story comes from Tha 08108, land of heroes. It involves Alan Carr, the former/reinstated athletic director at Haddon Township High School. I’ll let the Courier Post take it from here: The state education commissioner has overturned the termination of Haddon Township High School’s athletic director, who in May 2012 was caught…

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Here’s All The Proof You Need To Know The Jersey Shore Is Back On Its Proverbial Feet

05/24/2013
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Here’s All The Proof You Need To Know The Jersey Shore Is Back On Its Proverbial Feet

Bro there in the tie-dye T-shirt bro’d out behind a local-news TV live-shot just moments into the 6 o’clock broadcast on Memorial Day Friday. He stands as a totem of all that’s shore on the Boardwalk. He is the hero Jersey needed, when it needed it. Jeah, Bro.

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This Guitar Is So Damn American It Justifies Drone Strikes

05/24/2013
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This Guitar Is So Damn American It Justifies Drone Strikes

I’m not one to just regurgitate press releases all, like, look at me, I have fresh content. And — real talk — I have zero idea who “Coutry Legend Aaron Tippi” is. This could be due to the fact that it’s about “Country Legend Aaron Tippin.” Or not. Whatever. I was sent a press release…

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A New Twitter Follower Makes Me Laugh Heartily Twice Before 10 In The Morning

05/24/2013
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A New Twitter Follower Makes Me Laugh Heartily Twice Before 10 In The Morning

Philly.com has announced that Gov. Tom Corbett will write a regular column for its Voices of Philly section or whatever. It’s a big inside-baseball deal to, oh, an eighth of a percent of Philly. But as you’ll see from these next two pictures, I noted that the rationale explained for said column struck me as,…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CDXXXIV

05/22/2013
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CDXXXIV

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 3755-57. Boston, Mass. May 19. One cyclist killed and two pedestrians…

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Here’s Video Of A Guy Opening Fire In A Philadelphia Strip Club With An AK-47

05/22/2013
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Here’s Video Of A Guy Opening Fire In A Philadelphia Strip Club With An AK-47

So, it seems that two guys got thrown out of the Purple Orchid strip club in Southwest Philly earlier this month. “A dispute with the management and bouncers” is how the police explained it. What happened next? Happy you asked: When the suspects were removed from the club, suspect #1 returned minutes later armed with…

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